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From the movie: "Half-Baked"POT JOKES PICS
  • Click here to listen(6kb): "You have smoked yourself retarded."
  • Click here to listen(10kb):"Marijuana effects the memory."
  • Click here to listen(11kb): "Marijuana is not a drug..." 
  • Click here to listen(16kb): "Come on Mary Jane..." 
  • Click here to listen(7kb): "I don't do drugs..."
  • Click here to listen(4kb): "Get away from me biatch!."
  • Click here to listen(18kb): "Fuck you, fuck you..."
  • Click here to listen(21kb): "I love weed, okay, I LOVE IT..."
  • Click here to listen(11kb): "And your name is..."
  • Click here to listen(5kb): "MAUIE WOWIE!"
  • Click here to listen(10kb): "Shiz-nittle-bam-snip-snap-sack!"
  • Click here to listen(4kb): "...weed college?"
  • Click here to listen(19kb): "Have you ever sucked some dick..."
  • Click here to listen(22kb): "Lemme' get a pound of your sweetest cheeba..."
  • Click here to listen(43kb): "...pick up that card-with the smiley face..."
  • Click here to listen(37kb): "Hang out for a minute and smoke wit me..."
  • Click here to listen(29kb): "10 percent of 1 million..."
  • Click here to listen(13kb): "...just stopped smokin' yesterday..."
  • Click here to listen(9kb): "We're not drug dealers..."
  • Click here to listen(13kb): "Jerry Garcia in a pouch..."
     
    From the movie: "Friday"POT JOKES PICS
  • Click here to listen(10 kb): "Damn, all you do is smoke weed."
  • Click here to listen(26kb): "I know you don't smoke weed..."
  • Click here to listen(37kb): "Ain't nuthin' wrong with smoking weed..."
     
    From Cheech & ChongPOT JOKES PICS
  • Click here to listen(7 kb): "Toke it up man..."
  • Click here to listen(32kb): "How many joints in a lid...?"
  • Click here to listen(51kb): NEW! "Lets get Chinese eyes...""
     
    MiscellaneousPOT JOKES PICS
  • Click here to listen(108kb): "This is a test of the Emergency Bong-Hit System..." (FUNNY!)
  • Click here to listen(11 kb): "You guys wanna..."
  • Click here to listen(8 kb): "What are you people-ON DOPE?!"
  • Click here to listen(34kb): "Put the blunt down, just for a second..." (Cyress Hill)
  • Click here to listen(339kb): Ron & Nancy Reagan (big file-but FUNNY!)
  • Click here to listen(28kb): "I smoke two joints in the morning..."
  • Click here to listen(40kb): "Everybody smoke pot..."
  • Click here to listen(39kb): "According to the FBI..."
  • Click here to listen(8 kb): "Who has the marijuana...?" (from Southpark)
  • Click here to listen(34kb): "marijuana problem...?" (from Goodmorning Vietnam)
  • Click here to listen(20 kb): "Check it out..." (Beavis and Butt-Head)
  • Click here to listen(29kb): "National high time..."
  • Click here to listen(25 kb): "Not bad..."
  • Click here to listen(23 kb): "No stems, no seeds..."
  • Click here to listen(30 kb): "Good music and good MJ..."
  • Click here to listen(28kb): "Pot, grass, weed..."
  • Click here to listen(11kb): "Ooooh, a doobie..."
  • Click here to listen(13kb): "I have a brother who is a drug addict..." (Bill Clinton)
  • Click here to listen(8kb): "Marijuana is The Bomb..."
  • Click here to listen(27kb): "Marijuana is a narcotic..."
  • Click here to listen(21kb): "I'm Mike Wallace..."
  • Click here to listen(23kb):NEW! "All this talk about Hemp..."
  • Click here to listen(15kb):NEW! "It's probably this weeeed I'm smokin' man..."
  • Click here to listen(36kb): NEW! "Lets roll another joint..." (Tom Petty)
  • Click here to listen(29kb): NEW! "If you smoke a joint...?" (Andrew Dice Clay)
  • Click here to listen(67kb): NEW! "All I need is some tasty waves..."
  • Click here to listen(39kb): NEW! "Everybody must get stoned..."
     


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