Marijuana is inherently funny. I mean, what happens when you blaze up? You laugh. You laugh by yourself. You laugh with your buds. The hardest laughing I've ever done in my life was while I was stoned. You know, the kind of guttural laughing that makes your face hurt the next day. Now that's a good time folks, and we hope to give you just a little of that with this site.

So simply put: we love weed and we love humor. We have no sense. We're juvenile. We're childish. We're chocked full of bullshit. We got no boundaries. We hold nothing sacred (well maybe a few things) And we can find humor anywhere. Our basic philosophy is: "Next Victim..." 

We grew tired of finding mostly bud-n-bong-n-plant pics on the net, and decided it was about time for the marijuana community to have a laid-back home exclusively for marijuana humor and nothing else. Therefore, you just won't find state wide drug law guides here. You won't find proven growing tips and techniques. You won't find informative, well written articles on America's draconian drug policy. Nope, not on this site. Now, don't get us wrong-we care deeply about the serious issues involving our fight against this insane drug war and our culture. It's just that there are already plenty of high quality, very informative sites out there providing this information to fellow partakers of the world and very few sites who's format is totally laid back and dedicated to the lighter side (pun intended) of marijuana. 

But what you will find on our pages is say a picture of a popular politician who's holding a huge-ass spliff thats been digitally shoved into his fucking hands without remorse...now that's funny. Or perhaps you might see an image of your favorite cartoon character hitting up on a bong more proper than you ever could...to me that shit is fucking funny. We hope you feel the same.
 
 

And if you came here by mistake and disapprove-oh well. Hey, shit happens. So all the fucking whiners out there get this through your heads-don't waste your time e-mailing me with some bullshit talkin' 'bout how much you hate my site, how offensive my pics are to you or how bad marijuana is. I don't want to hear it. Just simply hit that back button and don't come here again. Problem solved-and everything's all good again. And I promise that you won't get e-mail from me whining about your lame-ass, AOL "home" page composed in a 24pt font, with some stupid fucking background midi blasting my eardrums and a bunch of grainy web cam pictures of you, your fat wife, ugly kids and your mangy-ass looking dog taking up perfectly good server space. A'ight?
 
 

Now at the risk of sounding like some pinko sympathizer, I guess what I'm saying is that just like with any other group of people, you have to try and have just a little tolerance. And as hard as it may seem to some, try to put yourself in the cops shoes for just a moment. The fact is, they don't make the laws. They don't. They just enforce them. The stupid politicians and public servants that WE elect make the laws. The cops are pressured to "crack down" on this or that, or whatever thing the public complains to the governor, mayor or sheriff about that month, whether it be speeding, hoes, drugs, etc. 

I believe that many cops are torn between doing the "right" thing and doing what's policy. For example: You get caught with an ounce on your passenger seat during a traffic stop. He runs your info. You got no speeding tickets and a sparkling clean record. You're employed. Wife and two kids. Was on your way home from a union meeting. Now what does he do? Yeah, you're a good guy, prolly not a murderous drug dealer or trafficker, but you've just broken the law, and in a rather big way. He took an oath to uphold the law, regardless of his personal feelings and judgement...thats just the nature of the job, much like being a judge, doctor or attorney. And now he has to make a pivotal decision that he knows could drastically effect the rest of your life. So what's he going to do? In his mind, he may know what he would do, but that is irrelevant to what The State wants him to do and he is an extension of the state and it's will. He has 30 seconds to decide.

Different cops will react differently to that hypothetical scenario. Some will cut you a break and send you stepping and hope they just made the right decision. Others will stuff your ass into their car without batting an eye. So why is that? Is one cop "worse" than the other? Is the cop who followed policy to the letter of the law actually "worse"? Or would this particular officer who followed the book be more likely to follow policy in other areas, including completely informing you of your rights, performing ethical and legal searches, and not engaging in police brutality? Or would the one who just let you slide by making a decision outside of "policy" be more likely to fuck you over in a different circumstance? Perhaps that different circumstance would have arisen if you had been of a certain race perhaps? Or just happened to look like the guy who just ran off with his wife 6 months ago? Something to think about...

In addition, cops see shit on a daily basis that would make our stomachs churn. They see peeps with their heads blown off, children laying dead near crumpled bicycles, terrified victims of violent crime and they generally deal with the lowest of the low. No wonder they have one of the highest suicide and divorce rates of any profession. My point is, when a cop happens to stop you and mercilessly bust you for that ounce on the seat, he might have just been on a call where he saw someone's brains oozing from their skull after a head-on collision. That kind of shit tends to numb a person somewhat. So dealing with you and your relatively petty-ass crime of possession an hour after seeing some shit like that seems trivial. You just another lawbreaker that needs to go in the back of the car.

Again, I'm not making any excuses for anyone here. I know full well that there are cops out there who are just straight-up motherfuckers who get off by physically and legally abusing people. I'm just trying to broaden the mind a bit and give a bruver some food for thought, after all, this is a page about philosophy ain't it? But don't get me wrong here. Them cock sucking, parasitic parking meter-reader assholes need their fucking skulls busted in without question. (and as a footnote: I actually saw that shit one day in DC years back. A bruver busted his ticket writing ass, stole his ticket book and drove off...peeps was cheering in the street..LOL)

So you want to know the best way to deal with cops? Don't have to deal with them at all. Period. All I gotta say is there is way to many stupid fucking people who practically arrest themselves. I mean damn. The dude in the hypothetical example I just gave above...well, his situation seemed pretty sympathetic and all, but I tell ya, that bitch needed to go to jail-not for possession, but for stupidity. Who, besides a fucking idiot, drives around with an ounce on their front seat? See what I mean? A lot of peeps whine and cry about getting busted over this or that, then blame the cop for being a dick etc., etc. when it was their own utter stupidity that put them in that situation in the first damned place. And sometimes I think that utter stupidity can be mistaken as arrogance in the eyes of the law. 

And guess what? When we elect politicians and public servants who will finally legalize marijuana, the police won't arrest us for it anymore. Boy, that's simple huh? Now doesn't that make much more sense than battling with the messengers?