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By Elvis
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Interested
in weeding up your own images?
Check out
our step-by-step How To and learn how to make your own funny shit!
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First I'd
like to tell ya that I don't proclaim to be a professional at graphics
and image manipulation. Shit, hardly. I'm self-taught, never read a fuckin'
manual or attended a bullshit workshop. A lot of the pics I make for the
site suck, and if I'm lucky, about 1 out of 20 is even decent-and only
50% of those are even funny. Peeps, I know this. But if you're new to image
editing and want to get started with the basics, this tutorial might start
you off in the right direction. However, it is in no way an image editing
gospel or technical article. Use these "techniques" (a fancy word for "The
Way I Been Doin' This Shit") at your own risk. They may permanently retard
you. In other words, if you pick up some fucked-up, malformed, retarded
and unbreakable editing habit from this tutorial that some day keeps you
from getting a cushy graphics job at Ebay or some shit...well,...all I
gotta say is I fuckin' tole you so.
I'm just going
to describe a few simple methods to accomplish some basic image editing.
Keep in mind, there's probably 10 different ways to do each step in this
tutorial-and every one might get you better results and be ten times easier.
So please-no emails telling me I'm telling folks some fucked-up shit or
that
X-Y-Z should be done like this or that...see, I probably wouldn't even
understand what the hell you were talking about to start with. And besides,
I'm just too goddamned lazy to re-edit this whole fucking tutorial to fix
some flawed method I'm propagating. A'ight?
With
that bullshit said, lets continue:
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A good image
editing program
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Some raw pics
to weed-up
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Some pics of
paraphernalia: bongs, bowls, blunts, leaves, lighters etc.
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How To's are meant for entertainment and educational purposes only. Use
this material at your own risk. We will not be responsible for any resulting
injuries, damages or losses resulting from your stupidity or any information
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